Title: KISS KISS FANG FANG
Series: N/A
Author: Penelope Bloom
Publisher: Penelope Bloom
Publish Date: 01.09.2021
Category /Genre: Romantic Comedy
Recommended for: 18+ due to sexual content
Grammar/editing: received as an unedited ARC / errors excused
Received from: Penelope Bloom
Goodreads link: Kiss Kiss Fang Fang
Date completed: 01.04.2021
Description from the publisher:
I have my own personal vampire. Well over six feet tall. The vertical slash of a dimple on one side when he smiles. Overprotective to a fault. Oh, and did I mention how his fangs get… girthy when he’s excited?
It all started when I had to pee. One unlikely decision led to another until I’d accidentally unleashed a trio of vampires from a century of imprisonment. Naturally, they pulled a Men in Black and wiped my memory. End of story.
I went back to being a broke way-too-old-to-be-in-college-still student by day and ghost tour guide by night. Back to having zero social life and just trying to get by. Back to blah. Except it couldn’t be that simple. Mr. Dimple Fang was apparently still keeping tabs on me. So when I kinda sorta nearly got myself killed, he saved me. But his help came with a price. A very… girthy price.
Lucian: She’s talking about my fangs. Get your mind out of the gutter.
She had no idea what we’d just done. Drinking my blood meant we were bonded. For the next several weeks, we wouldn’t be able to bear being even a few dozen feet apart. Worse, we’d be trapped in close quarters with unnaturally strong… urges for one another. But none of that matters. She didn’t intend to set me free. She doesn’t deserve to be wrapped up in my conflicts--targeted by my enemies.
The others think I’m insane for taking the risk, but I don’t care. I’ll make sure nothing happens to her until the bond fades, no matter the cost. No matter how hard it is to endure her cheery, tirelessly curious disposition. She’s my responsibility, and, well, as far as humans go, this one isn’t so bad.
Cara: He just said he liked me, didn’t he?
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This is a fun and quirky read that had me smiling the whole way through it. Cara is a sweetheart with a heart of gold and Lucian tries to portray himself as a tough vampire, but he’s just as sweet, too. Surrounded by his “family” and her roommates, they have a dependable - even if they are idiosyncratic - posse.
This was the first book I have read from Penelope Bloom, but I hope it won’t be my last. I love her sense of humor!
Note: While I received this book as a gifted ARC via Booksprout, my opinions are my own and are given freely.
Also from Penelope Bloom:
· Baby for the Beast
· Baby for the Brute
· The Bodyguard
· The Dom’s Bride
· The Dom’s Virgin
· The Golden Pecker
· Hate at First Sight
· Kiss Kiss Fang Fang
· Knocked Up and Punished
· Knocked Up by the Dom
· Knocked Up by the Master
· Miss Matchmaker
· Punished
· Punished by the Prince
· Ruthless Love
· Savage
· Single Dad Next Door
· Single Dad’s Hostage
· Single Dad’s Virgin
Anyone But …, Series:
1. Anyone but Rich
2. Anyone but Cade
3. Anyone but Nick
Ash and Innocence Series:
1. Ruthless
2. Savage Love
3. Broken Love
Citrione Crime Family Series:
1. His
2. Mine
3. Dark
My Mostly Funny Romance Series:
1. My (Mostly) Secret Baby
2. My (Mostly) Fake Wedding
3. My (Mostly) Temporary Nanny
Objects of Attraction Series:
1. His Banana
1.5 After His Banana
2. Her Cherry
3. His Treat
4. His Package
5. Her Secret
6. Her Bush
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